Laffy Taffy
A sweet and silly break from your hectic day . . .
Disclaimer: although I did actually find these on packages, they are lame (as most Laffy Taffy jokes are) don't blame me if you read them . . .
What's yellow and wears a mask?
the lone lemon
What kind of key can't open a lock?
a MONkey!
Why do some people never go bald?
They have a reseeding hairline (this one took me a min.)
And my favorite . . .
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
(I'm so dry)
Anyways, have a great day . . .oh and I saw "Open Season" last night at the IMAX at World Golf (we're allowed to go to those durring the school year). I reccommend it if you need a movie theatre fix (not that I typically would), but it was pretty cute.
Disclaimer: although I did actually find these on packages, they are lame (as most Laffy Taffy jokes are) don't blame me if you read them . . .
What's yellow and wears a mask?
the lone lemon
What kind of key can't open a lock?
a MONkey!
Why do some people never go bald?
They have a reseeding hairline (this one took me a min.)
And my favorite . . .
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it.
(I'm so dry)
Anyways, have a great day . . .oh and I saw "Open Season" last night at the IMAX at World Golf (we're allowed to go to those durring the school year). I reccommend it if you need a movie theatre fix (not that I typically would), but it was pretty cute.
posted by Lilouwyn | 7:20 PM
2 Comments:
Wow, lame jokes, good times :) My movie fix will probly wait til Thanksgiving, but I think I'll see the Guardian, but I'll have to read more about it first.
As to dorm life, it's pretty good. I have a good unit, but there's just one girl in my room that's a lil immature just normally and spiritually. I don't want to start venting my list of minor frustrations, but overall it's fine. I got a lot of practice at camps and such! The biggest drawback is missing home. It's so easy to be discontented when nothing's really wrong. I just miss being around my family even though I know nothing "exciting" is happening at the house. That's the hardest part, but it's only thirty days or so til I'm home for Thanksgiving, so I'm excited. I'll def. stop by chapel on Monday and maybe Wednesday (I get a whole week off, lucky me! however we get out a week later than TBC...drawbacks again!) Looking forward to seeing you soon! Feel free to email or call me sometime!
Wow. Just.. wow.
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